Pope

Papal step down stories: boring.  A much more interesting, and real, step down: Clay Morrow on Sons of Anarchy.  

So, does Benedict have to black out his Papal tattoos too?

"You think I planned this whole thing? Come on man, you give me way to much credit.  I ain't Pope, I'm just a mechanic, looking out for my family."

-- Jax, after bringing down Pope and Clay Morrow, in Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Finale

---SPSmith