Thursday, December 19, 2013

Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty, a made-up "reality" TV show, where the writers have tried to espouse a sick nostalgia for the old days and down-home family values, including a business based on the slaughter of beautiful animals, and a cast of unsavory inbreed characters, whose inability to think rationally or behave morally would doom a true business in the real world marketplace.

So why be surprised when the redneck scum and ridiculously bad actor that A&E hired for the show actually believes that the Old South values are to be admired? Yep, blacks were happy singing ni**ers before the government stepped in and freed them and gave them welfare. And retarded old white men, who like nothing more uplifting than munching down on some old hag's hairy pussy and then washing their mouths out with some homemade moonshine, are of course the ones chosen by an imaginary god to be better than everybody else.

---SPSmith

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