Too liberal

The AZ GOP, wacky enough to censure John McCain as being too "liberal" in his Senate voting, are now holding censure votes for:
Sheriff Joe for being too liberal on prisoners in the Maricopa county jail,
The Catholic Church for being too liberal on birth control,
George Bush for being too liberal in Iraq,
The Nazi regime on being too liberal on the Jews,
Mao Tse-tung for being too liberal on the Intelligentsia,
The Hutus for being too liberal to the Tutsis,
The Indonesians for being too liberal in East Timor,
The Emperor being too liberal in Star Wars,
Jason being too liberal in Halloween,
And finally,
The shark for being too liberal in Jaws

---Steve