The Theory of Abominable Befuddlement « The Sensuous Curmudgeon

The Theory of Abominable Befuddlement « The Sensuous Curmudgeon: "The continued existence of creationists among us can be cited as evidence against natural selection. Therefore, we must boldly acknowledge the Paradox of Creationism: Creationism exists; and if evolution can’t account for it, then what does?"
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The brain of a creationist is so scrambled that it cannot be the result of natural processes. The Theory of Abominable Befuddlement (AB) holds that certain features of the creationist brain are best explained by an Abominable Befuddler, and not by evolution. It follows as a corollary that ID is the work of AB.
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Using this creationist-approved method of investigation, a befuddlement theorist studies the output of creationists, and thus is able to determine whether it is the rational product of an evolved brain, or an example of befuddlement.