Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Rick Santorum Primary Victories - Rick the Dick's Delegate-Deprived Embrace by the Base - Esquire


You see, by endorsing Rick Santorum, the Republican base has decided that a fuck need not be given about science. The man who won such an overwhelming (if delegate-deprived) victory last night — the man whom Politico today advises to "be the wonk in the field" because of Santorum's "zeal for information rich, sometimes flat-out dull policy talk" — is a man who believes that all the evidence behind global climate change is a "hoax," and the the scientists working in the field are cooking their books in order to get rich. By endorsing Rick Santorum, the Republican base has decided that a fuck need not be given about the fundamental rights of women. The man who won such an overwhelming (if delegate-deprived) victory last night is opposed not merely to abortion under any circumstance, but to contraception as well, which he thinks allows people to have their sexytime without Jesus's permission, or Rick's, for that matter. By endorsing Rick Santorum, the Republican base has decided that a fuck may not be given about the United States engaging in another open war in the Middle East, this time with Iran. The man who won such an overwhelming (if delegate-deprived) victory last night believes that, once Iran obtains a nuclear weapon, it will eventually launch it against either Israel or the United States, thereby committing a terrible kind of national suicide, because the Iranians believe that by allowing themselves to be immolated, they will bring on the return of the 12th Imam.

And the Republican base has decided that a fuck need not be given about the fact that the man who won such an overwhelming (if delegate-deprived) victory last night really is kind of a dick, and have I mentioned that recently?



Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/rick-santorum-primary-victories-6653265#ixzz1lpmgWzgf

---SPSmith

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