Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Perils Of Elderly Sex | None | St. Albert's Place On The Web

The Perils Of Elderly Sex | None | St. Albert's Place On The Web: "On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, 'He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!'

Horrified, Jenny suggested that sex at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!

'Oh no,' her grandma replied. 'We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!'

She paused to wipe away a tear and said, 'If it wasn't for that darn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!'"

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