Friday, February 15, 2013

Punny

A friend just ate a horse meat burger and was rushed to the hospital.

It's ok, he is in stable condition.

He is a neighbor; a gait separates our houses.

He was a bit sulky this morning, but now he has hit his stride, and they gave him some waffles with stirrup.

They are putting him thru his paces, but they should give him free rein to go home soon.

This will spur him to watch what he eats.

He now blames his wife, "canter cooking be improved somehow?"

It's really not a fair criticism of his wife, as they were just married. The bridle learn to cook in time.

---SPSmith

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