Tuesday, February 12, 2013

SOTU

The difference in our two political parties is cleanly summed up by who they invite to tonight's State of the Union address of our President to Congress.
-- the Dems have Tim Cook, the current Apple CEO hand-picked by Steve Jobs, sitting near Michelle,
-- the GOP have invited the over-the-hill, draft dodging, gun nut, pimple on a dog's anus, pseudo rocker Ted Nugent.

For safety sake, before he is allowed on the floor of Congress, let us hope Ted gets a full body cavity search by ex Guantanamo guards and is questioned about his intentions using "enhanced interrogation" techniques by ex CIA operatives.

---SPSmith

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