The Sarcasmist - The World, brought to you by the Sarcasm Society: "An immigrant rights group has convinced all immigrants to give back the jobs that were so ruthlessly ripped away from the bosom of Americans.
“We will be organizing the first ever Job Transfer Fair this summer. The way the fair will work is that a list of jobs currently held by immigrants will be posted in the auditorium, from which unemployed non-immigrants will be able to pick their new careers. The job lists will be broken down based on industry and the number of positions available in each.” said a representative of the immigrants’ rights group.
The Sarcasmist was able to obtain a short list of some of the lucrative jobs that will be available.
- Lawn trimmer
- Fruit picker
- Dish washer
- Housekeeping attendant
- Busboy"
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